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gentlemanbones:

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

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You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

Anonymous:
Okay be serious now top 3 erogenous zones on your body?

fiiiine umm probably the back of my neck, front of my hips and under my ears I guess

Anonymous:
What are your fav. sex positions?

okay I’ll just name a few:
  1. The apollo
  2. Waking up the Gopher
  3. Crumbling the biscuit
  4. Extinguishing the meat fire
  5. Honking the nun
  6. Feeding the ducks
  7. Hop, skip and pump

otpswillruinyourlife:

thaiannasurvive:

This is a munchkin cat, they have the same gene that gives dachshunds their long body and short legs. Enjoy. - Imgur
butt-stalli0n:

and not so cute other times…
butt-stalli0n:

She can be cute sometimes

cayde:

going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds